Posted on Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Several times, people ask me what Lord Voldemort does in his spare time. Well, sometimes he:

ifyoudidntmakemistakes:

fuckyeahlaughters:

anondracomalfoy:

DJs all the local and hot Pureblood clubs…

Karaokes a bit of Britney Spears’ hits…

Chills out with his top Death Eaters—only on Fridays, though…

Practices his game face…

Creates some very GaGa-esque songs for smackdowns with Potter…

Creates some promos for Disney Channel to earn a couple extra bucks…

And hones his skills in the art of seduction…

.

voldemort is such a boss.

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